Oh man, I feel like I am being stalked. These new Facebook feeds are totally wrong! Someone is intruding on my life right now! I just know it!
Please sign the petition so that my privacy remains intact. My future children and grandchildren will thank you for it!
Just kidding! I would never eat this little gal. Maybe just hug and snorgle her a little. She probably smells like warm sweaters. Or grass. I really can't tell.
So it was Saturday night at a friend's party that I discovered the true definition of the term "nerd." Here it is:
A nerd is any person who mentions any of the following at a party or other social event: e-mail, RSS, programming, web design, homework, or classes.
Now you are probably asking yourself, "do people really do this at Cornell?" The answer is yes. Oh yes. Unfortunately, yes.